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Anonymous asked: i miss you so so fucking much and i wish you hadn't left feeling so upset with us


Answer:

I’m sorry you feel that way. What’s done, has been done. But maybe if you came off anon we could talk about it. I miss a lot people and I would like the opportunity to talk to them again. 

— 5 months ago

potatoandotherwise:

awhovianshaven:

disneybakerdcp:

pitchblack-youcant-kill-fear:

quimbycub:

askpablez94:

sexykangaya:

WHAT THE FUCK

she had period and the blood attracted the damned shark OMG THAT’S BEST AD EVER

That escalated quickly.

At first I was like: Oh. Okay, look… sexy ladies.

*scrolls*

But then I was like: Oh. Oh my.

if you’re a female and this scenario doesn’t cross your mind at least once every summer, you must be either under the age of like 12 or older than 50

My roommate said “WHAT COUNTRY IS THAT COMMERCIAL FROM” and my other two roommates just said “Probably Australia” in unison

I

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— 6 months ago with 336180 notes

domobird:

takingbackhyrule:

bengalqueen:

minisporgiti:

please can this spread like wildfire?

"EVERYBODY KNOWS I’M A MUTHAFUCKIN MONSTERRR"

fucking unbelievable. I am blown away. 

WOAAAHWOWOWOWOWO

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— 6 months ago with 263150 notes

idioticteen:

"didnt you wear those jeans yesterday"

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— 6 months ago with 78074 notes
whatslifewithoutfandoms:

boccchan:

candylandtimelord:

knoxtinymoons:

This is never not funny to me.

Its just the fact that many of us would pay 0.50 to get a kiss from death even if we knew we would die. Theres a beautiful awkwardness to it, but its so incredibly poetic too.

whats poetic about dying or suicide

THAT’S NOT DEATH IT’S A DEMENTOR THEY SUCK YOUR SOUL OUT THROUGH KISSING YOU HENCE THE KISSING BOOTH WHICH MAKES YOU A SOULESS BEING BUT NOT DEAD WHICH IS WORSE MAYBE IF YOU LOOKED BEHIND IT YOU’D SEE IT’S THE BLOODY WIZARDING WORLD OF HARRY POTTER 

whatslifewithoutfandoms:

boccchan:

candylandtimelord:

knoxtinymoons:

This is never not funny to me.

Its just the fact that many of us would pay 0.50 to get a kiss from death even if we knew we would die. Theres a beautiful awkwardness to it, but its so incredibly poetic too.

whats poetic about dying or suicide

THAT’S NOT DEATH IT’S A DEMENTOR THEY SUCK YOUR SOUL OUT THROUGH KISSING YOU HENCE THE KISSING BOOTH WHICH MAKES YOU A SOULESS BEING BUT NOT DEAD WHICH IS WORSE MAYBE IF YOU LOOKED BEHIND IT YOU’D SEE IT’S THE BLOODY WIZARDING WORLD OF HARRY POTTER 

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— 6 months ago with 110240 notes

Spencer Hastings + Halloween costumes

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— 6 months ago with 1699 notes

Did you miss me?

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— 6 months ago with 2749 notes